COMPUTER IS DEAD.

I HAVE TO GET A JOB TO GET A NEW ONE.

SORRY. NO NEW COMICS FOR A WHILE.

I AM SIXTEEN TODAY!

So basically, Amélie is the best movie ever.

When I was five, I used to have this friend that would give me beef jerky out of a little package with a dog on it and I just now realized that I was eating dog treats for a really long time. They weren't very good.

Also, did you know that you can eat the green part of a watermelon? But it might make your poopie green, so you probably don't want to.

Um.

I AM UNAWARE OF YOUR BULIMIA.

Splinter and Lemmiwinks (my pet rats) both died this week.

Rest in peace...